His tomb disturbed by raging teenagers, Patrick returns from the cold embrace of death to issue this warning: Bonus episodes are here, if you want them.
So here's the deal. Season 2 will begin as planned July 7th, with one episode a week, 20 episodes total. All free of charge, at your leisure.
Patrick's already started recording Season 2. There will be 5 or 6 episodes already complete by the time July 7th rolls around. So if you'd like access to Season 2 episodes before they air, all you need to do is send a one-time donation of 20 dollars to one of the charities listed below and send proof to firstname.lastname@example.org
Patrick will also record 12 bonus commentaries throughout the year. Looser, crazier, more off the cuff with fun guests and plenty of beer. If you want access to all of these bonus episodes and advance access to Season 2 episodes before they air, all you need to do is send a one-time donation of 40 dollars to one of the charities listed below and send proof to email@example.com.
That's 20 dollars for advanced access to Season 2 episodes, 40 dollars for that plus a dozen bonus episodes.
If you don't care about either, then enjoy the return of Tracks of the Damned on July 7th for free!
International Rescue Committee - https://www.rescue.org/
Homeless LGBT Youth
True Colors Fund - https://truecolorsfund.org/
ACLU - https://www.aclu.org/